You should message Damien if: You think money can buy love. He spends $50.00 on his coworkers’s birthdays, imagine how much he can spend on you.
Bourbonnais, Illinois narcissist and fedora-sporting neckbeard Damien Hurlbutt, nortorious for writing his lunacy letters, posted this new picture to his dating ad on Tindling. What do you think?
"Nice guy" and neckbeard Damien Hurlbutt who has Narcissistic Personality Disorder, wrote this wonderful lunacy letter to his estranged wife when he was still living in Champaign. Isn't he an old soul? What a tenderheart!
Damien's photo is hot like a lit fart!
“It’s hotter than a boiled owl!” Damien says aloud, as he heads down the stairs to get his mail. “Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. I got my postcards off CBay. I bought over 200 from this guy, one at a time. What a great seller!” A lady across the way gives Damien the side … Continue reading Damien Goes Postal
Damien Hurlbutt took this photo of his feet to put on his OKStupid dating ad, because he thinks it will really impress the single ladies out there. Damien thinks he his feet are really impressive. Damien feels he is a foot expert, as he really likes feet and looks at a lot of them. He … Continue reading Damien’s High Fashion
“Aw, man. I have these diet coffee beans for sale and nobody wants to buy them. All I get are panhandlers asking for money and free coffee. Got any ideas, Pat?” street schemer Doris Krabalsky asks local spammer, Pat Splatt. “Let me introduce your idea on social media! I have a proven strategy that will … Continue reading Spam Does Not Pay
Robbie Hulrbutt is feeling down because he cannot seem to get a date. Do you think he will ever figure out why? I mean, look at his dating profile! Isn't he a keeper? Would you date him?
Like many people with Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Robbie Hurlbutt tries to ruin his former girlfriends' holidays by sucking them back into his life. Do you think it will work?