“It’s hotter than a boiled owl!” Damien says aloud, as he heads down the stairs to get his mail. “Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. I got my postcards off CBay. I bought over 200 from this guy, one at a time. What a great seller!” A lady across the way gives Damien the side … Continue reading Damien Goes Postal
Damien Hurlbutt took this photo of his feet to put on his OKStupid dating ad, because he thinks it will really impress the single ladies out there. Damien thinks he his feet are really impressive. Damien feels he is a foot expert, as he really likes feet and looks at a lot of them. He … Continue reading Damien’s High Fashion
Doris will do anything to make a buck. What do you think of her new print advertisement? Look for her in a newspaper, on a cafe bulletin board or on a highway billboard near you.
Broken News: Mediocre Kankakee performer Robbie Hurlbutt dances his way all around the county! Bourbannais, Bradley, Aroma Park -- look out!
Doris and Keona Krabalsky need to try a new marketing tactic to sell their pyramid schemes. They call up local yokel Robbie Hurlbutt, known for his mediocre-at-best Elvis impersonation act. “Sorry babe, I am booked solid this month. I am making love to the audience every night this month.” “Get lost, Robert.” Doris disconnects her … Continue reading Droning it In
Damien admires his hoard, the love of his life. He is thinking of adding this photo to his PlentyOfFlesh profile, to impress the ladies. Size matters, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdvAYBNgqk8 Exclusive to MoronicArts, leaked from his ex. Delete, delete, delete…
Damien Hurlbutt, movie clerk for Teirant Cinema-13, stars in their new TV commercial. Can you feel his enthusiasm? "I know." -- Damien.
Damien Hurlbutt went off the deep end when his then-wife, Lori, stopped tolerating his verbal abuse and left him. He sent this letter to her psychologist and her psychiatrist. The latter provider called it a "lunacy letter." The former said she had never seen anything like it in all her years practicing. Who makes up … Continue reading Lunacy Letter From Damien