New from MoronicArts Productions! Houdini — The mobile phone that disappears into a new dimension whenever you look for it! You can only find the new Houdini when you are not looking for it. Look for the Houdini at a retailer near you, if you can find it! KillJoy — The only mp3 player that … Continue reading Moronic Devices
Brandon's Imbecile Machines: Owned and operated by Kankakee's own good ol' boy Brandon Dixon, offering free roses for m'ladies. Coming Soon: Crotch Rockets! BRRRRRRRRRRPPPPP!
Listen to Sybil Kibble's favorite music. Maybe you will discover new mumble rap and auto-tuned pop songs with which to annoy your co-workers and enemies. "La Di Da Di Da" -- Sybil
“Man, I am bored.” Smokey says aloud as she smokes in bed. Smokey has been an unhappy lot, unemployed from her CRASS debt collecting job. Smokey hears a loud pound on the door. She has been expecting a package, so she answers. “Kankakee County Sherriff. Is this Mrs. Ashe?” “Yes. Who dis?” “I am here … Continue reading Smokey Gets Smoked
Psst, read Damien's entire lunacy letter here! https://moronicarts.wordpress.com/2019/02/24/lunacy-letter-from-damien-to-his-ex/
Local karaoke king, poor Elvis impersonator and narcissist Robbie Hurlbutt was so happy to finally get some people at one of his many gigs. Robbie believes in quantity over quality, or staying "prolific", as Robbie says. Too bad his speedball dealer showed up.
Kankakee student, wannabe filmmaker and socipath Pat Splatt poses for the camera. He sure looks like nice guy, at least he thinks so. What do you think?
It is game show night at the Autism Center and washed up artist and filmmaker Pat Splatt was hoping to pose as an a person on the spectrum so he can bully people there. Little did he know what was in store for him.
“It’s hotter than a boiled owl!” Damien says aloud, as he heads down the stairs to get his mail. “Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. I got my postcards off CBay. I bought over 200 from this guy, one at a time. What a great seller!” A lady across the way gives Damien the side … Continue reading Damien Goes Postal
Damien Hurlbutt took this photo of his feet to put on his OKStupid dating ad, because he thinks it will really impress the single ladies out there. Damien thinks he his feet are really impressive. Damien feels he is a foot expert, as he really likes feet and looks at a lot of them. He … Continue reading Damien’s High Fashion