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CRASS Master Account List
Credit Recovery Associates, LLC
Kankakee, IL

Eyes Only
Do not touch.
Turn off your numbers stations and put on your tin-foil hat.

3T
Aboria Systems, Inc.
APAC Customer Services
Aperture Labs
Barely Legal Prepaid Legal Services
Cyberdyne Systems
Enron
H Corp
Macaronisoft Corporation
MCI-Worldcom
RIAA Corporation
SeeError Games
Spectra Couture
Skynet Cyberdyne Systems
Tyrell Corporation
Umbrella Corporation
Weyland-Yutani Corporation

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CRASS Corporate Memo

Subject: MEDDLE – Make Every Debt Disbursement Level Exponential

From: Mack E. Avelli, CRASS CEO

Re: New Corporate Initiave to Increase Adherance to Production Standards

Make every customer’s debt yours by making their debt matter. Attempt to double-down on every call. For every collection attempt that results in at least 200% collection rate of the debtor’s  maximum requested payment agreement, each Collections Representative shall receive a bonus of no greater than double their normal bonus.

Competition is fierce. The Holiday season is coming up. Your family wants presents. You want to impress them. Do not take a chance on them not getting what they want. Roll the dice in your favor!

Collect your Form 4 and have each completed signed by Ms. Tara Bull before payroll closes for verification. Remember to sign your timesheets!

Yours,

Mr. Mack. E. Avelli
Chief Operating Officer
Credit Recovery Associates (CRASS)
1-815-555-MACK

This memo brought to you by the letters M A C K.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

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