Damien Hurbutt Does The Fart Dance


Sybil Joins The Gym

Sybil wants to meet some attractive, fit men, so she decides to join the local gym. Sybil sees a sign for a free, week-long membership for new members and immediately sashays in to sign up.  After giving away her address, mobile number, credit card number, work history, email address, and blood type, Sybil is ready … Continue reading Sybil Joins The Gym

Working the Streets

It is a beautiful morning in Kankakee. Sybil wakes up and checks her Fakebook page. “Five new messages? I wonder what they could be? Sybil clicks the small notification icon toward the top of the Web browser. The page reloads. “Pages like yours are being boosted. Reach 1000 users for just $10. Contact Fakebook Advertising … Continue reading Working the Streets

CRASS Community Events

Kankakee County Events - Coming Soon! Sponsored by Credit Recovery Associates (CRASS), LLC. “We take from you, but we give back, too.” Medicine Pronouncing Contest School Bus Drag Racing Licorice Eating Competition Take Your Parents to Work Day Frozen Microwaved Meal Cooking Contest Stinkiest Cigarette Debate Crotch Rocketeers and Imbecile Machinists Motor Club Meeting Restaurant … Continue reading CRASS Community Events

New CRASS IT Guy Does Not Give a Crap

It was a beautiful morning for 31 year old Tyrell Fowler of Kankakee. He was about to start his new job with Credit Recovery Associates (CRASS), LLC, his first “real” job since graduating college ten years ago. He was happy to finally have his own place so he did not have to listen to his … Continue reading New CRASS IT Guy Does Not Give a Crap