“We need to increase our bottom line,” CRASS CEO Mack E. Avelli tells his entire staff in the board room. “Size matters.” Laughter fills the entire room. “Our budget is only so big and we need to increase our revenue to exceed expenses. We could only give so much to the Optimal Club last year … Continue reading I Wanna Speak To The Manager
Like a lit fart!!!
Sybil Kibble just discovered her new favorite rapper, right here in Kankakee! If only she was as cool as him... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O5VwCwKAEw
Join Kankakee's newest Vaudeville act, MHA - Moronic Half Assets, across the USA! Kankakee theatre owner and comedian Konrad Teirant joins his mad clown wife, Madeline, in Elvis impersonator Robbie Hurlbutt's clownmobile as they tour the country! See them before they leave their stop in Utica, New York! MHA's tour dates: Champaign, IL: February 30 … Continue reading MHA – Moronic Half Assets
Kankakee Elvis impersonator Robbie Hurlbutt bought a purple clown car to impress the ladies. He sure thinks it has street appeal. What do you think?
Kankakee Bill Collector Sybil Kibble cannot wait to take her break doubling down on debtors so she can have a snack. Yum!
You should message Damien if: You think money can buy love. He spends $50.00 on his coworkers’s birthdays, imagine how much he can spend on you.
Bourbonnais, Illinois narcissist and fedora-sporting neckbeard Damien Hurlbutt, nortorious for writing his lunacy letters, posted this new picture to his dating ad on Tindling. What do you think?